– Field report from our Adventure Correspondent –
Got one of these?
Get hip! Finagle a meeting avec bigbonton in person & grab one of your own.
As the school secretary points out, “The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore bigbonton. They think he’s a righteous dude, and I’d have to agree.”
Life is like if Iggy Pop and the Stooges
skipped school with Ferris Bueller to the soundtrack:
Here comes Johnny In again
Talking something about love
Yeah, some wow love
Yeah, it’s so like hypmo-tizing chick-ens
Amazed ’bout duh. So wow ’round hyuh.
Well, I’m just a modern guy
Of course, I’ve heard it in both ears before
Just a lust for life
Causes lusts for life
Gotta lotta lusts for life
Hey! I’m worth a million in prizes
’cause of a lust for life
Just a lust for life
bigbad lust for life
get it…edit…publish…dig it!
cause of a lust for life (a lust for life)
(repeat & fade into you)