February 19, 2007

Pulling the Heart Strings on a Robot

Got a parking ticket
& wanted to save my lunch money for my lunch,
you know?

Pocketed a trusty audio capture tool,
strutted into the Bureau of Parking and Robotic Bureaucrats,
and launched into a sales pitch.

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As you can hear, the strategy could have used more planning, but who would expect the clerk-bot to flat-out say
“tell me your excuse”.
Defaulting to common human denominators,
we went for the pity (aka: sick love puppy) vote and it worked!


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Love, or the attempt at a reasonable facsimile thereof, conquers all,
even at a walk-up teller window with a Robotic Bureaucrat.
The sweetest words of the day: “Next in line”!


Moral of the story:
When someone tells you to “Stop saying that ‘get right with the law’ thing”, just do as instructed.
Being all "Please & Thank You" throws everyone off balance.
And if it’s Johnny Law you’re talking to, then it’s all “Yes Sir, No Sir, three bags full”.

You aren’t really over 21 if you don’t know:
1) It’s hard to look cool when your car stalls out.
2) No one looks tough in cuffs.

We were $12 up!
Spent it already . . . on lunch that same day.

February 14, 2007

hours become days

Happy Feb 14th.
D-dro, op o-u, T. (exclusive clever code for fans.bigbonton.org)

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Be mindful about how you spend your time.
Hours become days, days become habits.


Photos show a touch of a blessed existence,
the bigbonton studio 2.14.2007 Rocks!

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Lost Again, Yee-Haw.
Tonight for dinner?
. Fish and rice .
“Again?”
. Fish and rice and wine .
- So good and good for you!

Gulp good water when available.

February 13, 2007

Мир. Fruit & Flowers from Leningrad

Photo supplied to studiobonton from a Top Secret Source.

A zero gravity Valentines experiment aboard space station Mir:

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Don't ask how we came by the photo, it's Top Secret.
As a result of the experiment, Scientists learned to place the flowers alongside a blue-plate special fruit bowl in an semi-inspired arrangement. We stand shocked and awed at their tenacity to express on 2/14, even under the most adverse conditions.
Estimated cost of Valentines Card: $350 million dollars.


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Mir, or Мир, can mean both world and peace in Russian.
It was humanity's first consistently inhabited long-term research station in space, orbiting for ten years minus eight days before it broke up over Australia, citing irreconcilable differences.

The cosmonauts and astronauts tried to send their Earth-bound Sweethearts a Valentines message, but their good intentions kept drifting away. The result, according to an orbital Keith Richards:
"First the sun and then the moon
One of them will be round soon
Slipping, Slipping away"

Government scientists were rushed in and this photo was the result.

(An exclusive online hint: Velcro!) <- shhh!


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February 12, 2007

From Normal to Zombie, just add Cupid

Looking back at the past few Valentines Days, we've posted some rather sideways glances at the whole she-bang.
The glance was askance, other than “support your local florist".
archive Feb 05
archive Feb 06
For a glimpse at the V-Day archives, click on Feb 05 and Feb 06 then scroll down, since the earliest posts of the month are at the bottom.


Looking back through 2 seasons of emails on this topic, here are a few mental nuggets from the fan.bontons out there (including extremely Northern Europe and Oz Down Under):
• “I love pretty girls and miss them when they’re not around”.
• “... an arrow straight through the heart now I feel more alive.
• "... lost my free will, but I feel alive”
• “Cupid is real, it happened to me, I was slayed”
• “cupid rhymes with stupid for good reason!”
• “If I win, I win. If she wins, she wins and I feel like a winner”
• “... a Battle Royale of her voodoo vs. my mojo ”

Gee, so many uses of battle terms to describe relationships of the heart! Being conquered (I give up), hearts lost to the victors (You win again), caught an arrow straight to the heart (thud), winners, strategies, etc. Seems that falling in love requires a person to take a fall. A fall from grace? A decent from a better place?

Getting together is not always complicated but it can become a thorny bramble of roses. Maybe that's how the rose became closely associated with the work of cupids.

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Another fan.bonton brings up an excellent point that it's an odd time of year to get a new sweetheart, asking “What’s the protocol for dropping the "L" word (Love-bomb) on a new sweetie when V-Day is coming? I want to keep it rolling forward but we’re still in the flirting stage. Maybe a bit further than flirting, you know. . . "

The advice-ee is in a quandary about feeling the thrill of a new crush, yet pressured about Valentines Day being an artificial deadline that's rushing the mating dance.
Timing is always so key to everything.

Show up on 2/14 empty handed and it’s a signal.
Disappear for the day on 2/14, that’s a signal.
Go overboard and that’s a warning!
Gushing a geyser of sweet emotions all over your new potential darling may leave things rather sticky. Down Boy! Easy Girl!
But a heart spark does need fuel and fanning if it is to get going.
Remember: Love is a verb, go at it with gusto!

Throwing money into the vaguely defined equation will not help your cause. Too many uncertain variables at this juncture. Save the cash-based statements of devotion for later when you know what to spend it on. People always need moola later on, regardless of how this new sweetie opportunity plays out. And apply the ol’ standard: KISS - keep it simple, stupid.

Any final certainty? Any resolution? Not from this keyboard, but a general rule is to fall back on the known factors:
"Support your local florist".
And keep it simple.
Sweet and simple, keep it sweet & simple as long as you can.
Along the lines of the playground protocol:

I like you.
Do you like me?
I__I Yes
I__I No

Warning: Try a note like this and
you'll get labeled "Forrest Gump".
The lesson from the playground is to
buck up and signal your intentions! Write it, spray it, twist & scrawl it, just don't expect anyone to read your mind.
Damn the torpedoes. Go get yourself blown out of the water.
Being a zombie of love beats being a bore.


Let's get ready to rumble!
"voodoo child" vs. "mojo"
Vegas bookies have the match this way:
"Lord knows I'm a voodoo child baby, I don't take no for an answer"
- will defeat -
"Got my mojo working, but it just won't work on you"
- in the first round -

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February 1, 2007

A Tool in Tangerine-tini town

:: MAKE YOUR VALENTINES RESERVATIONS NOW ::

Tangerine fusion + sushi bar
tangerinefusion.com
Savannah, GA
912-920-5504

Look for Logan's Roadhouse on Abercorn, near the mall acres.
Without that landmark the restaurant behind the roadhouse would have a real problem with directions. An orange colored sign (ok, tangerine, I get it) will locate the venue once you get off the thoroughfare.

The wait staff is informed and attentive.
Personable and comfortable.
Never reticent.
Reticent?
ret·i·cent adj - unwilling to communicate very much, talk a lot, or reveal all the facts.

Enjoy your new word.
Use it, don’t be reticent. <- tee hee!


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