December 25, 2006

Soul Brother #1 (Emeritus)

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The James Brown traditional stage intro:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
There are seven acknowledged wonders of the world;
you are about to witness the eighth.
Standing in the spotlight, on showcase, twelve young men, who have given you such tunes as [drum roll] "The Grunt",
[drum roll] “ Pass The Peas", [drum roll] "Gimme Some More".
Ladies and Gentlemen, without no doubt, theeese are the J.B.'s !

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Without being all weepy about
the spins, the toe-shuffles, the knee-drops, the full splits, that jaw dropping footage of The Godfather of Soul dancing on one foot for 12 full freaking minutes, eventually touching earth again with both feet only to split, spring right up (gravity could not compete with him), spin around, and begin a shoulder hustle, …

... what is the take-away from a brush with the hardest working man in show business?

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James Brown said:
" I taught them everything they know, but not everything I know, you know?!"
"I changed from the upbeat to the downbeat, simple as that, really .”

click for more: lyrics, photos, and
his dramatic routine at the end of a performance ->

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December 24, 2006

A Christmas Sponge!

Wow!
How did you know???
You shouldn't have . . . .
It's even two colors! And the colors are red and green!
Those traditional Christmas colors, both of them! Awww!

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And look at that extra sponginess in the grip.
This will really come in handy-handy while washing your plates after cooking your meals.
This is really just perfect, thank you!

People can be so thoughtful this time of year.
This sponge came in an eight-pack, and this sponge is the best of the best. A real Christmas-y treat.

Even the gift presentation was special, it was thrown up-side my head with a flourish.
There was even a quick mention (a hint?) of the yellow and green sponge from the multi-pack being thrown up-side my head at Easter, but we'd better not get over excited.

Who could possibly be having a better Christmas!?

Meanwhile, some folks are still waiting for things previously mentioned to the world,
something about being heard and understood.

But with a brand new sponge like this, who bothers to think anything about higher level needs like someone to talk to while washing dishes? As long as I can just talk to Jesus! Happy Birthday Jesus! Although we know your birth date was not exactly December 25th, but anyway, Christmas is no time for truth. Or talking.

Meet the new Christmas, same as the old Christmas. '04, '05, '06, ... 'O Well . . .

December 14, 2006

snow December 2006

Mid-December we had a few acres of white fluffy stuff,
so much so that we stopped to take a few photos.

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The fluff compacted into eight foot drifts in places.

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Notice the clouds on the horizon, could bring us more!

December 1, 2006

sermon for this week

this just in . . . from a fan in "Springfield"
- we suspect it's not Springfield, Illinois or Springfield, Missouri,
but Springfield as in "The Simpsons":

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Hmm. We like it! We like it!
'tis the season for some good churching-up and what a joyful way to celebrate life - Reality Hacking a church marquee!

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