November 27, 2008

faux fowls mark demographic changes

We've all heard of soy-based tofurkey, and veggies shaped like burgers, but next year maybe the hot-house melon growers can use a mold to shape this thing into a more fowl-like silhouette?

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It could happen. Makes sense. If you think about it.
Makes sense, a fowl sense.

Did you know there are square watermelons nowadays? Yep, it reflects the demographic changes of the nation – as the watermelon goes so goes the nation. (Spare us any 3rd grade mean jokes and you know I know just what you are thinking.)

Watermelons used to be 15 to 20 pounds, but now watermelons are 4 to 6 pounds each – and I thought that they seemed smaller now but figured I’d gotten bigger and had some nostalgia over watermelons.

Why the melon evolution?
Although we have larger fridges there are more demands on the space. Also we have smaller families and fewer watermelon parties, people eat alone or in small groups instead of having an all out cutting the cool melon event. Thus, the market forces morphed the melon (via the field labs of clever Ag majors).

But that sounds like summer, let's get back to Thanksgiving... which brings us to... leftovers!
Ta-Da!
My favorite all-time post on Thanksgiving.
Can ya tell in 2005 I was happy to be off the mega-road trip and into a stable bed in a home (someones home, anyones home, didn't matter then anymore than it does now whose home).
“Home is anywhere I hang my head” – Elvis Costello

November 24, 2008

spoiled and working it

OH, over the river and through the woods to ...
UH, where are we going again?
Whose house? Grandma's house? She's baking cookies and wearing her apron.

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BUT!
Grandma might not be waiting for us to arrive.

This year the family visits are scheduled in tight shifts because of limited seating because Grandma has a compressed schedule since she has to cut out early for a Senior Center yoga class to prep before her impressionistic dance performance regarding pilgrams at the Unitarian Universalist United Under God (non-secular but not too preachy) Congregation Center.

Welcome to the 2008 Season of Whatever. "It's the most wonderful time of the year," if you're easily sold on saccharine stock clichés. Prepare to enter the dragon, the darkest time of the year, highest crime rate, highest expectations, highest disappoints.
Don’t like hearing this ugly little truth that Christmas has morphed into Xmas?
Make me smile again:
Just in time for the gift-giving season!
Did you know...
bigbonton has gotten gifts from fans every year since posting this Amazon.com Wish List...
hint, hint...

Click and gift me.
My Amazon.com Wish List
Get out your credit card and click away!
We can make each other happy.

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This season will be just like in these Currier and Ives prints... except...
gotcha! They're not Currier and Ives, these two images are mine from the "November and the Colorado mines" project.