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It's the perfect tomato 2006 vs. the challenger tomato 2007

We gathered this annual lineup of beauties on the tomato boardwalk so you can gander from your chair at the table.
Go ahead and eyeball
the non-palooka paradicsomek of May 2007 ! ! !

Compare these proud tomatoes, these two tournament quality beefsteak tomatoes
from May 2006 (1 year ago) . . .

. . . to these two vine-fresh organic tomatoes
in May 2007.

Seeking a competitive advantage, this contender (below)
enhanced their sliced tomatoes
with mozzarella & ocimum basilicum (basil).

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another Spring of delights; days of joy, nights of bliss.

This is gonna be the Best Summer EVER!
- Summer of Love 1967, Reprised 2007.

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All across the nation, such a strange vibration
People in motion - people in motion

For those who come to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair

If you come to San Francisco
Summer-time will be a love-in there
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ps:
Burton Snowboards!
Product placement?
or
baptismal name and/or surname (Burton) + verb?

hint:
yes, he does, or, umm, has . . . Double black diamonds . . .
Austrian Alps (death or glory). Italian Alps (purple sky). Slovakia (moguls + bohemia-surreal). Low Tatras (sans local currency yet avec mattresses). Sierras (NorCal, dude). Colorado Rockies (d*nm Texans broke my wrist in Rockie ego snow).

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It’s Mother's Day 2007. And this time it’s personal.
Sooner or later it was bound to happen.

This is a bona fide Hot Mama in red shoes.
Out & about in her EZ-Go cart.
This Mama’s a peach. She's got it.

“She walks, looks, and drives like an Ace, now.”
– Beach Boys, “Fun, Fun, Fun”

The red shoe rendezvous began with “Let’s go for a ride."
Never considered if that was an invitation or a command.
Saw the red shoes, jumped aboard, grabbed ahold.
She’s a doozie, we clicked together like two magnets.

She floored it full-on, a stylish fireball.
Let it roll!
Mama if you gotta get, please take me with you when you go.

What is it about red shoes?
They’re referenced so often in song lyrics.
Kate Bush, Chris Rea, Loretta Lynn, David Bowie, and Elvis Costello.

"Let's dance, put on your red shoes and dance the blues.
Let's dance, to the song they're playing on the radio.
Let's sway, under the moonlight, this serious moonlight."
- David Bowie, "Let's Dance"

Serious moonlight?

Two hot-shots sway
under the moonlight, this serious moonlight.

Red shoes, you know, the angels wanna wear my red shoes.
Red shoes, the angels wanna wear my red shoes.”

Full lyrics from "My Aim is True" below:

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This is all that's left from an effort to cast, pull, drop, collect, head, wash, season, boil, peel, eat, peel, eat, peel, eat, peel, and put away until breakfast.

Let's play "name that movie"!

Life is more than a box of chocolates (film reference alert)

Bubba: " Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich.
That - that's about it. "

- you know the quote source, don'cha?
It's a film with many notable quotes that most of you would remember, even if you are not a smart man. After all, stupid is as stupid does, so take heart!

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